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The Oddest Things Ever Said

"I see said the blind man to his deaf dog as he picked up his hammer and saw as his crippled mother walked in." -Raina

"You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!" -The Simpsons

"Pull th string." -Glen or Glenda

"I want to be just like you, I figure all I need is a labotimey and some tights." -The Breakfast Club

"I was lid boy." -Boy Meets World

"Your mother was a hampster and your father stank of elderberry!" -Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail

"Oh God I'm engaged to a dougless fir!" -The Last Unicorn

"Oink oink, too many cookies!" -Flight of the Navigator

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" -Raina

"Gee, you've got hair on your chest!" -Bells on Their Toes

I'll be seizin' ya'!" -Bells on Their Toes

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

"Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.